In my line of labor, you’ll flip nearly the rest right into a meals tale in the event you put your thoughts to it. Taylor Swift live performance? Food tale. “Oppenheimer?” Food tale. Political protest? Food tale.
The annual party — celebeartion? — of these majestic creatures as they end beefing up for iciness hibernation is among the web’s higher distractions. A spotlight is witnessing them “go beast mode on the millions of sockeye salmon that run from Bristol Bay down the Brooks River,” as my colleague Natalie B. Compton put it.